Ummmm he didn't. Don't you remember? American soccer still sucks! The best part of this MLS season was seeing...scratch that...hearing about the New England Revolution losing in the finals for the fourth straight time. Buffalo Bills step aside, you are no longer the biggest losers in sports history. At least the Bills played a sport that mattered in this country. Regardless Beckham and Posh did bring some good old fashioned tabloid fun in the states, so I personally like to thank both of them for that. Enjoy this video and remember why soccer will never make it in the U.S.